One Week
Barenaked Ladies

It's been one week since you looked at me
____ed your head to one side and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me
saying get back togather and come back and see me
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault but coudn't tell you
yesterday you'd forgiven me

But it will still be two days until you say I'm sorry.

hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think you'll looking at aquaman
I summon fish to the dish although i like the chalet swiss
And I like the sushi because it never touched a frying pan.
Hot like Wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like leann rhymes
becuase i'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the
mad hits try to match wits you try to hold me but I
bust through like Andrew Lloyd, i've got a big show
Mine's about a back-hoe There'll be a big sound from
the pavement. Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd
like a stinkin' achin' shake I like vanilla,
it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, 'cause it's so dangerous
you'll have to sign a waiver
(chorus)

How can I help it if I think you funny when your mad
trying hard not to smile when I feel bad
i am the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral,
can't under stand what it meas but you soon
will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my
sleeve have a history of taking off my shirt.

(end chrous)

It's been one week since you looked at me
threw your arms in the air and said your crazy.
Five days since you tackled me still have
the rug burns on both my knees
it's been three days since the afternoon
you realized it's all my fault not a moment to soon.
Yesterday you'd forgiven me now i sit back
and wait till you say your sorry.

Chickity china the chinese chicken have a
drum stick and yor brain stops ticking.
Watching x-files with no lights on.
We'er Dans la Maison I hope the smokey man's
in this one like Harrison Ford I'm getting
frantic like sting I'm tantric Like snickers,
guaranteed to satisfy.

Like kurasawa i make mad films okay i don't
make films but if i did they would have a samuri
like skywalker gotta big hunch hey thats my lunch
yoda's a really old guy gonna get a set of better
clubsgonna find the kind with tiny nubs so my irons
arn't aways fly off the back swing gotta toon with
sailor moon 'cuase the cartoon has the the boom
anime babes that make me think the wrong thing.

(chorus)

It's been one week since you looked at me dropped
your arms to your side and said i'm sorry five days
since i laughed at you and said you just did justwhat
i thought you were gonna do three days since the
living room we realized we're both to blame but what
could we do Yesterday you just smiled at me 'cause
it'll be two days till we say we're sorry.