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    BARBRA STREISAND

    Funny Lady 1975 ©

    Blind Date

    Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows
    Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress
    Look at me I am shaking all over,
    Shaking all over
    I'm a mess
    Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking
    When he comes walking through that door

    What'll come walking through that door
    A man I never saw in my life before
    Oh,
    I am so nervous
    I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now)
    I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now)
    Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through
    Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)

    I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now)
    Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound
    Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime
    I got a blind date
    An with my luck he'll be on time

    I got a girlfriend Shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot)
    This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do
    what an idiot)
    One thing I know is Shirley ain't sitting on no shelf
    If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural)
    She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an
    idiot)
    I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot)
    What do I need from Shirley her and her fifty cup
    I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up

    Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat
    anyway. Umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look
    around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that.
    Perrfect!
    Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear
    You didn't see a thing
    Oeps there he is!
    Now quiet everybody sssh quiet!

    Rosalie?!
    Oi, oi, oi
    Rosalie?! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here
    Smart, smart!
    I've been stood up, it's news
    Well it's better than put down
    This has never happened before
    What and ego!
    Rosalie?!
    Sh, sh, sh!

    It worked, it worked!
    He never saw me. Boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither,
    but I can just imagine what a lox that one was.

    I got it right her Shirley was playing tricks
    No, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong
    Wait, wait, what that's not right?
    No, he was gorgeous he looked like Rudolph
    Rudolph who?
    Rudolph Valentino
    Get away
    Yeah, the sheik from Arabia
    Not the phantom from the opera?
    Uh, Uh
    The sheik from where?
    The sheik from Arabia
    Get away
    That's right
    Wait a minute is this person kidding me around here?
    No, no absolutely
    Get away
    Well that's what happened I let him get away

    What will I do now maybe become a nun (That's impossible)
    I'm calling Shirley maybe she'll bring a gun
    Please Shirley, even if he's Lon Chaney fat, bald or short or tall
    Having a blind date is better than having
    No date, at no time with no one at all.
    Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon
    Shirley get me out of here!
    Oh this one is cute.

    1975 ©


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