kariokebar homepage
KARAOKE   ARTIST A-Z  SONG A-Z  DECADES  MIDI   GAMES   NEWS  THEMES   LEGENDS   HOT ARTISTS  

   


    TOO $HORT

    Gettin' It (Album Number Ten) 1996 ©

    Pimp Me

    So what are you sayin Todd?
    So what are you sayin Todd?
    Beyotch!!

    Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah
    $hort Dog still in this mothafucka for the nine-six,
    Like this

    Here comes the ho with the big nuts,
    He's flowin like the breeze
    I said here comes the ho with the big nuts,
    And he's flowin like a breeze


    This aint Halloween, aint no trick or treat,
    You young silly ass hoes can't get shit for free
    I give a fuck about what niggas been buyin you,
    I'm $hort Dog bitch, I aint tryin to
    Get on your good side, you better get with me,
    So we can roll in luxury
    Around the world, gettin money,
    I'm pimpin hoes on Sunday
    I'm the kind of nigga you'll work all night fo',
    Won't discriminate, I'll pimp a Chinese-White ho
    You never seen money with a black man's face,
    But I swear mothafucka I done had my taste
    Can't slow down, full speed ahead,
    I'm laughin at you squares sayin pimpin is dead
    They say sex can kill, you catch AIDS and shit,
    But the fact stands, hoes get paid from tricks

    I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
    I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
    And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy)


    I'll never ever, be pimped again,
    I had to be played once to really understand
    But I appreciate it, $hort cause I'm related,
    I probably stuck game and participated
    Got baptised, it wasn't a dream,
    Now I'm mackin with the Dangerous Crew, and smokin green
    Hit old school playas up, on their help,
    And we all decided to take a trip
    We on a world tour, checkin our clientele,
    Wanna see how much pussy these hoes can sell
    Feds say this crew is scandelous,
    Wanna charge us all for pimpin and panderin
    From the Mississippi Valley to the A-T-L to Chi-town, Oakland,
    These bitches will understand
    P-I till the day I D-I-E
    Ha-ha you'll never pimp me!!

    I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
    I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
    And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy)


    Ahh Sir Captain...
    Yeah what's goin on Sir Charles?
    Man what ever happened to that pretty fine bitch
    you had the other day?
    Yeah, that old bitch come to me the other day man,
    talkin about she wanna do an old pimp, I knocked that
    bitch down man, I asked that bitch "What part that you
    understand bitch? Because I don't undertstand none of it,
    ho, you just a ho to me bitch, you nasty ho ho ho...
    So what you sayin, you never let a bitch pimp you man?
    Never man. Hey Sir Charles, what ever happened to that
    expensive broad I seen you with, that little cutie-pie,
    That little
    baby girl?
    Oh you talkin bout Unique, my little-bitty bitch...
    Yeah, she that little old six-pence lookin girl, you know she
    be lookin kinda fine to me...
    Man that girl went to work the other night and brought me $999
    off the street...
    You go boy...
    She asked me would I loan her $10 so she can get me a grand,
    I said bitch you got to be crazy, go turn another date and
    Put
    my money in my mothafuckin hand...
    Ah man, aint never pimpin...
    This aint no joke, I'll never let a bitch pimp me...
    Never, never...
    Say man we rollin with this Dangerous Crew...
    Oh yeah, with ol' $hort Dog, he good with the pimpin
    He got ol' Suga Ray and Ace over there
    Now Goldy comin back in here, Goldy comin back in now
    Oh shit, it's gonna be big pimpin in this Atlanta, G-A


    I be flippin hoes like a spatula, rakin em in like a new Acura,
    Bitin em with this game makin em mines for life like Dracula
    It's like hypnosis, I pimps your mother, I pimps yo' sis,
    Hoes be nothin but slaves for me, ready to go to their graves for me
    I'm lookin for a ho to knock, hit em with a Goldy lock,
    Get at the ho, spit at the ho, now I got ho rollin cock
    Pimpin aint easy, I went from jeans, t-shirts, and tennis shoes,
    To gators and suits and zebra hats, my pimpin tools, I win or lose
    My hoes be bringin me hoes, now I got more hoes than a golf course,
    With ass like a soft horse, I get em with game and never with all force
    With a pimp stick on a pimp throne, that lazy ho better get goin,
    Ho aint workin on Daddy's scratch, she bout to feel the grill of a Cadillac
    I was yours when the ho wouldn't leave me, cause an agry ho would decieve me,
    But I'm ten G's ahead of that ho, you want your shit better get it and go
    But I be laughin with Sir Captain cause he always handle what happen,
    Fall in love with the pimpin and gettin ho money and be like fuck this rappin

    I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
    I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
    And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy)


    Hey Captain, aint you glad pimpin aint dead?
    Yeah, one time I thought the pimpin was dead man, all the
    Bitches of mine ran off, I called the Pimp God right, and he put
    Me on hold and said his bitch run off. I thought pimpin' was dead
    then, but he called back though and said it was all good...

    1996 ©


Previous | Main

ARTIST DIRECTORY


# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

SONG DIRECTORY


# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



The Karaoke Channel Generic Logo 125 x 125

Cashforlaptops.com Banner
 
TOO $HORT Pimp Me lyrics 133872