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    Paul's Boutique 1989 ©

    Egg Man

    I looked out the window and seen his bald head
    I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
    Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
    Launched that shot and he was caught out there
    Saw the convertible driving by
    Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
    He went for his to find he didn't have one
    Put him in check correct with my egg gun
    The egg a symbol of life
    Go inside your house and bust out your wife
    Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
    The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
    Reached in his pocket took all his cash
    Left my man standing with an egg moustache
    Suckers they come a dime a dozen
    And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee

    Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man
    Driving Around, King of the town
    Always got my windows rolled down
    You know, I'm the Egg Man

    Once upon a time
    Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
    He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
    Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
    Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot
    Which came first the chicken or the egg
    I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
    Riding the trains in between cars
    When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
    Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
    Yo they just got my little cousin ese
    Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
    It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
    People laugh it's no joke
    My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
    Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
    It was then that I caught catching people out there

    Up on the roof, in my car
    Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite
    The mack, I'm the Egg Man
    Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man

    We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
    We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
    Sam I am down with the program
    Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
    Come Halloween you know I come strapped
    I throw it at a sucker K-pap
    You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
    You go through life with egg on your face
    You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
    You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
    Families puck rocks the businessman
    I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
    Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
    But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe

    1989 ©

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