Rubber bandThere's a rubber band that plays tunes out of tuneIn the library garden Sunday afternoonWhile a little chappie waves a golden wandRubber bandIn 1910 I was so handsome and so strongMy moustache was stiffly waxed and one foot longAnd I loved a girl while you played teatime tunesDear Rubber band, you're playing my tunes out of tune, ohRubber band, Won't you play a haunting theme again to meWhile I eat my scones and drink my cup of teaThe sun is warm but it's a lonely afternoonOh, play that themeRubber bandHow I wish that I could join your Rubber bandWe could play in lively parks throughout the landAnd one Sunday afternoon I'd find my loveRubber bandIn '14-'18 war I went to sea Thought my Sunday love was waiting home for meAnd now she's married to the leader of the band, ohOh sob: I hope you break your baton