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    ADAM SANDLER

    They're All Gonna Laugh At You! 1993 ©

    Lunchlady Land

    "This is a song..."
    "This is uhh, This is a new song..."
    "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."
    "The Lunchlady"


    Woke up in the morning
    Put on my new plastic glove
    Served some reheated salisbury steak
    With a little slice of love
    Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
    Just know everything's doing fine
    Down here in Lunchlady Land

    Well I wear this net on my head
    'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
    I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
    'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
    I know you want seconds on the corndogs
    But there's no reason to shout
    Everybody gets enough food
    Down here in Lunchlady Land

    Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
    And my breath reeks of tuna
    And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
    In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
    Clouds made of carrots and peas
    Mountains built of shepherds pie
    And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
    But don't forget to return your trays
    And try to ignore my gum disease
    No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land

    Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
    Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
    Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
    Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
    Navy beans, navy beans
    Meatloaf sandwich
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

    Well I dreamt one morning
    That I woke up to see
    All the pepperoni pizza
    Was a-looking at me
    It screamed, why do you burn me
    And serve me up cold
    I said I got the spatula
    Just do what you're told
    Then the liver & onions
    Started joining the fight
    And the chocolate pudding
    Pushed me with all its might
    And the chop suey slapped me
    And it kicked me in the head
    It's called revenge Lunchlady
    Said the garlic bread
    I said what did I do
    To make you all so mad
    They said you got flabby arms
    And your breath is bad
    Then the green beans said
    You better run and hide
    But then my friend sloppy joe came
    And joined my side
    He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady
    The kids wouldn't eatcha
    You should be shakin' her hand
    And sayin' please to meet ya
    She gives you a purpose
    And she gives you a goal
    You should be kissin' her feet
    And kissin' her mole
    Now all the angry foods
    Just leave me alone
    And we all live together
    In a happy home

    Thanks to
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe


    Well me & sloppy joe got married
    We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
    Down in Lunchlady Land

    1993 ©


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