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    ADAM SANDLER

    Stan And Judy's Kid 1999 ©

    The Chanukah Song (II)

    Put on your yarmulka
    Its time for Chanukah
    So much funnaka
    To celebrate Chanukah

    Chanukah is the festival of lights
    Instead of one day of presents
    We get eight crazy nights

    When you feel like the only kid in town
    Without a Christmas tree
    Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
    Just like you and me

    Winona Ryder,
    Drinks Manischewitz wine
    Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

    Guess who gives and receives
    Loads of Chanukah toys
    The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

    Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
    Courtney Love is half too
    Put them together
    What a funky bad ass Jew

    We got Harvey Keitel
    And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
    Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
    And yes her boobs are real

    Put on your yarmulka
    Its time for Chanukah
    2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
    celebrates Chanukah

    O.J. Simpson
    Still not a Jew
    But guess who is,
    The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

    Bob Dylan was born a Jew
    Then he wasn't
    but now he's back,
    Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
    'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

    Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
    On the PGA tour
    No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
    I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

    So many Jews are in the show biz
    Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
    But my mother thinks he is.

    Tell the world-amanaka
    It's time to celebrate Chanukah
    It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
    The C is silent in Chanukah
    So read your hooked on phonica
    Get drunk in Tijuanaka
    If you really really wannaka
    Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!

    1999 ©


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