Oh, I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul
I guess that's what you said
My Ma told me today, when she went away
To buy groceries
To be a good boy, she'd give me a toy 'Cause I'm my Mama's pride and joy There ain't no use of anyone to keep a hangin' 'round
Maybe I'm waitin' on your Ma
You don't know my Ma, she'd really put you down
Put me down
Ma's bakin' up a storm, and her oven is still warm I know you want it, but you can't have it And I ain't gonna give you none
You dirty boy!
I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll
Oh, such a stingy chap!
I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul
How 'bout a zuzu snap
Her cherry pie is fine, her layer cake divine But I'm tellin' you twice, you can't get a slice Unless you're extra special nice Now, there ain't no use of you to just keep a hangin' 'round
Oh, pretty please
I love you but I hate to put you down Yeah, my jellyroll is sweet
