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    NIA 2000 ©

    Cliff Hanger

    "Whole house freeze!"

    It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she was
    Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly
    Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction
    Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me
    I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea
    And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle
    I said "So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal
    I would love to see you in a nightgown"
    She said "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet
    I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat
    I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll
    That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold"
    I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this?"
    She said the description that I fit
    Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond
    Then slipped a concoction in my drink
    Immediately set my consciousness adrift:

    Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair
    With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle
    Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing
    Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly
    To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me
    Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate who bore all the secrets and take
    Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied that I would gain
    Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll
    Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in
    Began travelling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited
    Thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way
    I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
    Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions
    The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren
    Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end?
    Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in
    And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then:

    "Whole house freeze!"

    Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow
    It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed
    And the same Glow that I seen in the Sword I seen in the eyes of the Lion
    Who began leading me in a specific direction as if trying to tell me something
    Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described
    Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped
    And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried
    The assault was on, I got knocked to the ground by one
    Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing
    Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops
    And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp
    Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it around my neck
    Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing
    Off with their heads!
    The gates slowly and mysteriously opened
    So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective
    Spider webs the size of king-size beds
    Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead
    Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance
    At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll!
    And just as I thought my mission was over
    I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder

    As she began to transform and metamorphosise
    She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and eyes
    And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire
    So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment
    She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the Scroll
    And exited much faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping
    Clasp full of flames cast in my direction
    I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death
    And a casket passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding
    How could I survive and last another round inside this madness?

    "Whole house freeze!"

    2000 ©

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